Yello!
So I know I missed a day out on the old posting, but that would most likely be down to the fact I’ve have very little sleep in the last 2-3 weeks and kinda needed to catch up on some a little! 
(Am feeling fairly refreshed now and ready for anything that is thrown my way… well, almost anything at any rate!). So yeah, travelled from Cobham into the heart of London yesterday and I have to admit, I was sceptical about the London transport system – what with all the crap you read in the media! Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised and, despite being lunchtime, we were able to navigate our way through the maze of tube trains and subways to find ourselves outside the National History Museum.
What a place it is! Seriously, we spent 4-5 hours there and only managed to see a VERY small section that consisted of dinosaurs and mammals and a few insects and crystals – woo 
. Awesome place but you need a good 2 -3 days to walk around it and probably a week to take any of it in! Whilst walking around I did actually read a lot of the signs and information on display (sad… I know but heck, I feel slightly more educated for it!) and I stumbled across this:
I couldn't help but lol!
I just couldn’t reframe from quite literally laughing out loud and embarrassing my gf immensely I can appreciate that not all people are able to read these long, complicated words, but was there any need to break it down like this? Either way, damned lucky dinosaur me thinks! Something else that freaked me out was the presentation of what could (or rather I assume) is a real brain and spinal cord… believe me, kinda freaky to see what is actually inside your head!
The Brain - real or fake?!
I’m hoping, to be honest, it isn’t a preserved brain and instead a mere replica… otherwise it makes the experience a whole lot more disgusting I guess… 0_o. Anyway, moving on! Definately definately definately worth a trip and would recommend to all
Upon leaving the National History Museum, her ladyship discovered she had lost her ruddy train ticket… how bleeding stupid can you get? *in a mimicking tone* I know what I’ll do… put my train ticket in my back pocket instead of securely in my wallet or handbag! Yes, yes you do that XD. But, to be fair, if you had a receipt to prove you had purchase said ticket earlier that same day, surely you could just get a replacement… Think again!! Two useless ticket men and nearly £10-11 extra later we could ACTUALLY get back to Walton. Needless to say, I don’t think her ladyship will be placing her ticket in her back pocket again despite doing it several times previously – I guess you really cannot teach an old dog new tricks!
Only one more day to go! One more day until the Zombie killing sensation that is Left 4 Dead 2 is in my hands..! Apparently it will even dwarf Resident Evil series – unthinkable right? Well I’m not so sure; having played 1,2 and 5 I’m not overly hooked on them. Yes, I did enjoy them, but ultimately they just didn’t do it for me 
I prefer to have stupid amount of ammunition, stupid amounts of zombies (non-linear spawning) and just go ruddy insane Queue Zombieland movie pitch
Seriously cannot wait to try this out
Anyways, enough for now. Peace,
Chris
